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PERSON 1: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
PERSON 2: Frostbite!

Submitted by Katherine

PERSON 1: Knock Knock
PERSON 2: Who's There?
PERSON 1: You
PERSON 2: You Who?
PERSON 1: Yoo-hoo to you, Mudge!

Submitted by Danielle

PERSON 1: Knock Knock
PERSON 2: Who's There?
PERSON 1: Hech
PERSON 2: Hech Who?
PERSON 1: Bless you!

Submitted by Annonymous

PERSON 1: What tools to athletes use in school?
PERSON 2: Pro-tractors!

Submitted by Melanie

PERSON 1: Why did the girl throw her clock out the window?
PERSON 2: She wanted to see time fly.

Submitted by Cassidy

PERSON 1: Knock Knock
PERSON 2: Who's There?
PERSON 1: Yeah
PERSON 2: Yeah Who?
PERSON 1: What are you so excited about?

Submitted by Lizzie*

PERSON 1: Knock Knock
PERSON 2: Who's There?
PERSON 1: Little Old Lady
PERSON 2: Little Old Lady Who?
PERSON 1: I didn't know you could yodel!

Submitted by DR4Moe

PERSON 1: Knock Knock
PERSON 2: Who's There?
PERSON 1: Doris
PERSON 2: Doris Who?
PERSON 1: Doris (Door is) shut, thats why I knocked!

Submitted by Carrie

PERSON 1: Knock Knock
PERSON 2: Who's There?
PERSON 1: Hoot
PERSON 2: Hoot Who?
PERSON 1: I didn't know you could speak owl!

Submitted by Lacey D.

PERSON 1: Knock Knock
PERSON 2: Who's There?
PERSON 1: Mowgli
PERSON 2: Mowgli Who?
PERSON 1: Mowgli open the door!

Submitted by Chad

PERSON 1: Knock Knock
PERSON 2: Who's There?
PERSON 1: Deedee
PERSON 2: Deedee who?
PERSON 1: Deedee (Did he) unlock the door so that I can come in!

Submitted by Amber

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to Doodlebop Central.

Submitted by Pam





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