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PERSON 1: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? PERSON 2: Frostbite! Submitted by Katherine |
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PERSON 1: Knock Knock PERSON 2: Who's There? PERSON 1: You PERSON 2: You Who? PERSON 1: Yoo-hoo to you, Mudge! Submitted by Danielle |
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PERSON 1: Knock Knock PERSON 2: Who's There? PERSON 1: Hech PERSON 2: Hech Who? PERSON 1: Bless you! Submitted by Annonymous |
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PERSON 1: What tools to athletes use in school? PERSON 2: Pro-tractors! Submitted by Melanie |
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PERSON 1: Why did the girl throw her clock out the window? PERSON 2: She wanted to see time fly. Submitted by Cassidy |
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PERSON 1: Knock Knock PERSON 2: Who's There? PERSON 1: Yeah PERSON 2: Yeah Who? PERSON 1: What are you so excited about? Submitted by Lizzie* |
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PERSON 1: Knock Knock PERSON 2: Who's There? PERSON 1: Little Old Lady PERSON 2: Little Old Lady Who? PERSON 1: I didn't know you could yodel! Submitted by DR4Moe |
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PERSON 1: Knock Knock PERSON 2: Who's There? PERSON 1: Doris PERSON 2: Doris Who? PERSON 1: Doris (Door is) shut, thats why I knocked! Submitted by Carrie |
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PERSON 1: Knock Knock PERSON 2: Who's There? PERSON 1: Hoot PERSON 2: Hoot Who? PERSON 1: I didn't know you could speak owl! Submitted by Lacey D. |
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PERSON 1: Knock Knock PERSON 2: Who's There? PERSON 1: Mowgli PERSON 2: Mowgli Who? PERSON 1: Mowgli open the door! Submitted by Chad |
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PERSON 1: Knock Knock PERSON 2: Who's There? PERSON 1: Deedee PERSON 2: Deedee who? PERSON 1: Deedee (Did he) unlock the door so that I can come in! Submitted by Amber |
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to Doodlebop Central. Submitted by Pam |

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